Thursday, August 27, 2009

OBAMA'S Ten Commandments!

Who the Holy Hell does this guy think he is anyway??


The Ten Commandments According to Obama


By Patriot Update


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After observing Obama on the campaign trail and during his first six months in office, we have concluded that our President lives and governs according to his own set of “Ten Commandments.” They’re certainly NOT the Ten Commandments you learned in Sunday School. In fact, many are the direct opposite! To prove that our conclusions are correct, you will find a link to source documentation for each commandment on the Patriot Update web site.



I. Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One. (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate.)
http://patriotupdate.com/stories/read/346/Obama_To_CBN_News_Were_No_Longer_Just_A_Christian_Nation



II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore.
http://patriotupdate.com/stories/read/347/Obama_Eyeing_Spot_On_Mt_Rushmore



III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama.
http://patriotupdate.com/stories/read/348/Why_Is_Obamas_Middle_Name_Taboo



IV. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy.
http://patriotupdate.com/stories/read/349/President_Obama_April_15th_Not_Everyones_Favorite_Day



V. Honour thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. They will cost our public-funded health-care system too much money.
http://patriotupdate.com/stories/read/156/Did_Obama_Say_We_Should_Kill_The_Old_Folks_To_Save_Money_Last_Night



VI. Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby. For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with a baby.
http://patriotupdate.com/stories/read/350/Obamas_punished_With_A_Baby_Comment_Sparks_Protests



VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are conservative or a Republican. Liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for all of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed.
http://patriotupdate.com/stories/read/351/Media_On_Sanford_A_double_Standard



VIII. Thou shalt not steal, until you've been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, or those who do not have the motivation to better their own lives.
http://patriotupdate.com/stories/read/355/Obama_Hood_And_Obamanomics



IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are conservative, Caucasian, or Christian.
http://patriotupdate.com/stories/read/356/According_To_Janet_Napolitano_You_Are_A_Right_Wing_Extremist_If_You



X. Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet.
http://patriotupdate.com/stories/read/357/Obama_CEO_Pay_And_The_Politics_Of_Class_Envy



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