Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Uh..HELLO!!!! My plants do not smoke!



We have a great party home. We have a great pool and Bar-B-Que area and we have great friends. We love entertaining and for the most part the majority of our friends are very neat and clean and wouldn't dream of being disrespectful to our home or property. Some friends though just don't get it.

It never fails that we throw a pool party and people end up using all my planters on the patio as ashtrays. This is one of the most annoying things I think a person can do.

I know people smoke. I don't smoke but not a problem. Many, if not most of my friends do smoke. I'm a good hostess, I always take this need into consideration and provide ashtrays everywhere for the use of my friends who prefer to pollute their lungs. It's all good. We have ashtrays everywhere. At the bar-b-que area, at the bar, in all three tiki huts, on every table, around the jacuzzi and everywhere else you could possibly imagine.

So why is it then that every time a party is over and I'm cleaning up the next day I find dozens and dozens of cigarette butts in my planters?!?

HELLO PEOPLE!!! My plants DO NOT SMOKE!! I literally hate it when people are inconsiderate this way. You have ashtrays everywhere. Why do people assume it is okay to use someone elses planters as ashtrays?

Or even better still is when some moron that uses chewing tobacco decides that one of your planters would make a good spitoon and they stand there spitting on your poor helpless plant!

I've become a real bitch about it lately. I mean enough is enough! How many times do you have to tell folks that it is NOT okay to grind your butts out in my planters? Finally, I started posting signs everywhere around the yard.

The sign features an angry looking plant (I'd call it a Piranha Plant) and says the following:

We do not smoke.
NOR DO OUR PLANTS!
So why then would you think it is okay to grind your nasty butts out in our planters?
Guess what?
IT'S NOT OKAY!

Okay, so this is pretty blunt and to the point, right? You'd think that any moron could read the sign and figure out that it's not okay to grind your butts out in the planters, right?

But Ohhhhh Nooooo.... the morons just don't get it and last month after yet another fun party, I had to go around and "de-butt" my poor plants! What's a person to do??

I've decided that for now on I am going to watch and see who is grinding their butts out in my planters. The next time I catch someone doing it I am going to wait until they light up again and then I'm going to go up to them, take their newly lit cigarette away, and bend over and GRIND IT OUT ON THEIR SHOE!

If they don't happen to be wearing any shoes..... "Oh well, here's a band-aid!"

Maybe if I burn enough shoes/feet people will start getting the point! Ya think?

Friday, June 26, 2009

Let's make this perfectly clear!

A Mexican, an Arab, and a California girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.
'The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The California girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab dead.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,'In California we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.''
God Bless America!
I like this one. It about sums it all up. I hope everyone that reads it will pass it on.


Let me make this perfectly clear!

  • I AM A US CITIZEN & THIS IS MY COUNTRY!
  • And, because I make this statement DOES NOT mean I'm against immigration!!!
  • YOU ARE WELCOME HERE IN MY COUNTRY.Welcome to come through like everyone else has legally.
  • Get a sponsor! Get a place to lay your head! Get a job! Live by OUR rules! Pay YOUR taxes!
  • And LEARN THE LANGUAGE LIKE ALL OTHER IMMIGRANTS HAVE IN THE PAST!!!(That would be ENGLISH!! NOT Spanish!!)

AND PLEASE DON'T DEMAND THAT WE HAND OVER OUR LIFETIME SAVINGS OF SOCIAL SECURITY FUNDS TO YOU TO MAKE UP FOR ''YOUR'' LOSSES.

PLEASE FORWARD THIS MESSAGE ON!

If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone, Then YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM! When will AMERICAN'S STOP giving away THEIR RIGHTS??? We've gone so far the other way .. Bent over backwards not to Offend anyone. But it seems no one cares about the AMERICAN that's being offended!

WAKE UP America !!!

If you agree... Pass it on. If you don't ... delete it and get out of my blog!!!



Thursday, June 25, 2009

Internet Scammers

We all get those occaisional annoying emails from some unknown idiot in some ass-of-the-world, third world country, claiming to have millions and millions of dollars that they want to share with YOU! Yes! That's right! They don't even know you but they are willing to share millions and millions of dollars with you and all's you have to do is send them some simple information. They promise that once the said information is received that they will deposit this grand sum of money into your bank account! All's you have to do is provide the necessary information such as full name, address, phone number, social security number, bank account numbers and other good stuff and POOF! You are a MILLIONAIRE! If you're a really stupid American (as they assume ALL Americans are stupid) you'll also give them such information goodies as credit card numbers, online banking passwords and other great stuff!

These emails usually go into our junk email folders and are trashed and deleted without being read. Occaisionally, if there are no attachments and if they get through my virus program okay, I'll actually read one and even respond to it if I have nothing better to do.

My responses are always derogatory and sarcastic and yet very often I'll get further excited responses from these morons thinking they have really hooked a "Live one" this time!

Below is a sample of one of these letters I received. My responses are in red. Enjoy...


RE: PLEASE THIS IS PRIVATE TO YOU.‏

From: SHAWNA Bloom (shawnavalenz@msn.com)
Sent: Thu 6/25/09 9:58 PM
To: juliet.amanda12@yahoo.com

Hi Juliet Amanda. I am so happy to meet you. I have carefully considered your proposition and would love to have you scam me! Please send my $9,400,000.00 to my personal bank account and see my answers to your queries in RED! I anxiously await the transfer of your money to my bank account listed at the bottom of the page! Sincerely, Shareese De LaBriant

From: julietamanda@cantv.net

Subject: PLEASE THIS IS PRIVATE TO YOU.

Date: Thu, 25 Jun 2009 13:30:10 -0430

PLEASE THIS IS PRIVATE TO YOU. Considering you don't even know me, I'm so flattered that you sent me a "private email".miss Juliet Amanda. REPUBLIC OF COTE-D'IVOIRE Where the hell is that? Is that even a real place?Avenu 12 Rue 47 ABIDJAN.

God bless you, (Aren't you internet scammers usually Muslims?) In that case shouldn't it be "mohammed bless you or allah bless you"? (I intentionally do not capitalize these names as they are your god, not mine.) I am very sorry to bother you with my situation.

No you're not. You're hoping you have yet another stupid American on the line that you can scam out of their money. I prayed over it and selected your name as someone who is worthy of trust. Yes! Because we've obviously met (maybe in another life) and you know me sooooo well! My name is miss Juliet Amanda. Maybe you are aware that my country Cote d'ivoire was seriously attacked by rebels over some years now,and the rebels are right now occuping almost half of my country land mass. How tragic!! We have the same problem here, only we call them 'Democrats'!

During these events; much Actually, that would be "many", not "much" (I hope it does not offend you if I correct your poor English so that in the future your scams will be more believable by the stupid Americans you are trying to scam.)factories,magazines and houses were burnt (burned) and plundered by rioters and rebels. Our family was also affected, but it was our enemies who have (had) to use this great Opportunity to burn down our cocoa farm which (was) valued at thousand(s) of dollars.

My father was seriously attacked and shot but by God's grace i ("I" is always capitalized in the English language) was not present the moment they attacked my father. My mother died in 2002.

I am sorry for the death of your mother. Does she know you spend your time trying to scam Americans? Before the death of my father in the private hospital here in Abidjan.He revealed to me that he deposited a great sum of (9,400,000 millon US dollars) in a bank here in Abidjan in my name as his only child and next of kin. Oh My!! He had all this money and he made your poor mother and you live in such poverty all this time? What a moron! And he told me where he kept the papers concerning the deposit of the fund and ordered me seriously to seek for a foreigner out of the country which can assist me to withdraw the money out of the bank in order to continue a new life in abroad, I don't get it! Why does a foreigner have to help you to extract the sums? Could it be that no-one in your poverty stricken 3rd world country would actually be stupid enough to fall for your scam? because,I am his only child and he want(s) my life safe because i (That's "I", remember?) will be 18 years old this October. All i (I) need is for you to assist me (to)withdraw my money from the bank as my foreign trustee and to invest it in a good business in your Country. Even if this wasn't a scam, do you honestly think there is anyone here honest enough to take your $9,400,000.00 and invest it for you without stealing every penny of it? Please, by all means, let me be that American! Please, please, pretty-pretty please! After a careful thought i (I) have decided to give you a commission of 20% of the total sum (Now why would I settle for 20% when I can just keep your entire $9,400,000.00 and you would be none-the-wiser?) Come on.... I want at least 50%! to enable you cover up every of your effort Cover up every of my effort? Huh? Honey, I think it's you that need the "cover-up". and time during the process of the transaction.

May the Almighty God touch your heart and give you the courage to make a wise decision while i (I) am praying to hear from you soon. Keep praying honey. And remember the letter "I" is ALWAYS CAPITALIZED!!!

Yours sincerelyMiss Juliet Amandaplease contact me with my pravet Did you mean P-R-I-V-A-T-E? email, juliet.amanda12@yahoo.com

Well....duh....okay, here's my info! Please send my $9,400,000.00 PRONTO!

Name: Shareese De LaBriant

Address: 6969 Screwyu Lane Fuqinazovdawurld, NY, 10021

Phone #(744) 382-5968

Social Security #2403-23-89611

Bank Acct to deposit my $9,400,000.00 to: "El Banco De La Mierda"Margaritaville, NY 00130

Acct#: 853-1212-328-7448

Please HURRY!!! I want to use the money to run my campaign for President of the United States!


PLEASE PEOPLE!!! If you are going to scam Americans at least LEARN THE LANGUAGE!! I mean really, if I was going to scam someone in Nigeria, I'd learn Nigerian, or whatever f'd up language you all speak. Stop scamming Americans. We are a whole lot smarter than you are!

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Bar room brawling in dreamland....

My husband is one of the most lovable men I have ever known. He is also sometimes a major grouch and just about always annoying. Well, not 'always' but very likely about 95% percent of the time. He has some very strange sleep habits that because of my incurable insomnia, I happen to find extra annoying.

Nels is a typical tough-guy biker dude. He's ruggedly handsome and just has this air of "Don't "F" with me" about him that people really take heed of. In his younger days he was apparently quite the bar room brawler. The stories I've heard would make many a brave man shudder and many a smart man avoid making him mad at any cost.

As generally happens when you age, you become more mellow, or shall I say "smarter", no longer picking fights with younger men that could and would annihilate you in a heartbeat. That 'urge to fight' must remain strong though as at 62 years of age Nels is still getting in bar room brawls on a regular basis, only now he does them in his sleep. This makes it much safer for him but very unsafe for me, the wife /bed partner.

I'm used to it now, and know that when he starts twitching in his sleep that a round of fist fighting is about to follow with some imaginary antagonist and I'd better get my wall of pillows up fast! It usually starts out with him talking to someone in his sleep, no, actually yelling at them..... "I told you, you *** Damned, mother ****** to get out of my face!" or "You want to go outside and put your money where your mouth is a**hole?" or "Allright, now you made me mad!"

The talking/yelling in his sleep is usually followed by a round of body twitching. I asssume this is him in his little dream world avoiding the "other guys" blows. After a round of twitching, here comes the right hook. BLAM!

The first time this happened it landed right between my shoulder blades. (Fortunately for me I was facing away from him). Jolted out of a sound sleep by the blow, my first reaction was pain followed by intense anger. "What the HELL did you do that for?" I yelled. "Zzzzzzzzzzzz, snork, snork, Zzzzzzzzzz" was all I got in reply. "Damnit! You just socked me in the back!" I continued. "What the HELL did you do that for? Wake-up!"

"Huh... (snork, snork)..... what? What are you yelling about?" Now he's finally at least half way awake and trying to sit up in bed. "What are you yelling about? What's wrong with you?" he asks.

"What's wrong with me?" I'm incredulous that he would imply that this was somehow my doing. "What's wrong with me? You just slugged me in the back!" "What did you do that for?"

He's now fully awake and looking at me like I have lost my ever loving mind. "What do you mean I slugged you in the back? I was sound asleep and now you've woke me up for nothing!" He actually sounds annoyed that I dared to wake him. "Why would I slug you when I'm sound asleep?" He asks.

"What the Fuck?" I yell. "I don't know 'why', I just know you did! AND IT HURT!" "And you should apologize!" I'm almost in tears now and very frustrated that he thinks he did nothing wrong.

"Apologize for what?" He asks, quite innocently. "I didn't do anything wrong."

"You socked me in your sleep and it hurt! Now APOLOGIZE!" I'm mad now and crying because he thinks he did nothing wrong just because he wasn't conscious when it happened.

"Okay, okay, don't cry. I'm sorry I socked you in my sleep." He apologizes lamely.

"It's okay. Forget it. Let's just go back to sleep." I sniffle.

I roll over and snuggle up to him and close my eyes to return to sleep. After about three minutes he asks....

"What did you do wrong?"

I open my eyes. "What the fuck?" I ask in disbelief. "What do you mean....What did I do wrong? What the hell is that suppossed to mean?" I can't believe what I'm hearing.

"What did you do wrong to make me so mad that I would sock you in my sleep?" He's teasing me now but I'm not finding it the least bit funny.

"What's 'that' suppossed to mean?" I query. "I didn't do ANYTHING wrong!!"

"Well you must have done something wrong or I wouldn't have felt the need to punish you by socking you in my sleep." He's chuckling now but I'm not finding his warped sense of humor amusing at 3:00 in the morning.

"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG! I'm tired and I want to go to sleep now and YOU are being ridicules!" Now I'm pissed and he's laughing at me!

"You're always doing something wrong and you're always getting into trouble and I'm always having to bail you out." He's laughing hysterically now. "So just tell me what it is you did wrong and we can go back to sleep." He says.

"You've turned this whole thing around to make it look like it's my fault and it's NOT! I DID NOTHING WRONG and even if I did you can't just sock me in your sleep for it!" I bellow. Now I'm really pissed!

"Ahhh then, you admit it, you DID do something wrong." He's really taunting me now, totally enjoying my anger.

"ARRRRGGGHHHHHHH......I DID NOTHING WRONG! Just leave me alone I'm going to sleep now!" I cry.

I roll back over on my side facing away from him with the intention of totally ignoring him and not playing this stupid game with him. He leans over and kisses my cheek. "I'm sorry I socked you in my sleep. I didn't do it on purpose and I apologize." He sounds sincere.

I smile and close my eyes.

"Honey?" He asks.

"Hmmm?" I reply.

"Just consider it an advance for the next time you're bad." He teases.

"Arrrrghhhhhhhhhh"........... "You're impossible and I'm going to sleep!" I groan.

A few weeks later we were in Mexico and came across this sign hanging in a bar....

Whack your wife every day.
If you don't know why you're wacking her, don't worry....
She knows!

If I ever run across that sign again I'll definitely buy it to hang in my bar here at home.

We now have about eight pillows on the bed. Whenever I feel some twitching coming on that signals an oncoming bar room brawl in dreamland, I build myself a pillow wall and let him box away!

Friday, June 19, 2009

Party Crashers - There's one at every gathering!


We have a very nice backyard complete with pool, jacuzzi, landscaped and manicured lawns and gardens, guest house, tiki huts, etc....

http://www.nelligansisland.com/

Well, all summer long of course we host small get togethers and bar-b-ques with our closest friends and family. Almost every weekend we have something small going on here. About twice a year we host very large parties/bar-b-ques. Usually a huge one on our good friend Dave's birthday (mid June), a huge 4th of July bash and then in October a Halloween Pimp and Ho party. At the larger parties we might sometimes have as many as 100 people show up!

For the most part they have all been invited. Sometimes a friend will bring a friend of theirs as well, no big deal.... But when people that are total whack-jobs show up out of the blue and you have absolutely no idea who they are, things can get kind of weird.

At one of our larger parties last year we had close to 100 people attend of which at least 20 of them were children. It was a hot day and everyone was having a great time hanging out in the pool and jacuzzi. Towards the later afternoon several of the men headed for the bar-b-que/bar/tiki hut to all enjoy a good cigar. My girlfriend and I went with them to serve drinks and beer while the guys smoked. A few of the kids tagged along just to be annoying (but hey, that's what kids do, so we all just tolerate it).

We know most everyone there, but as with any party there are a few no-names that we have never seen before but this kind of just goes along with having big parties, again for the most part no big deal.

So the guys are all at the bar smoking their cigars, and my girlfriend and I are behind the bar fetching beers for the guys, when up saunters this 19-20 year old kid. I have never seen him before but he seems nice enough. So anyway, teen-boy saunters up to the bar and of course one of the men offers him up a cigar. "That's okay" says teen-boy, "I brought my own". He then proceeds to pull out a joint and light it right there in front of everyone.

I see him immediately and yell over to him "Uh, HELLO... I LIVE HERE." Meaning "What the fuck are you doing lighting up a joint here at my home?"

Stupid-ass teen boy just looks at me with the typical druggie blank look on his face and extends his hand and says "Hi, I'm Robert."

Ignoring his hand I ask him "Did you just dare to light up a joint here at MY party, at MY bar in front of OUR KIDS?"

"Uh, oh, uh sorry" he stammers "You want some?" He tries to pass me the joint.

"Fuck no I don't want some, what the fuck are you doing lighting that shit up here at my party, AT MY HOUSE, and while we are at it WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?"

By now I'm really yelling and the guys who were busy yakking a minute ago all turn around and FINALLY take notice of the moron with the joint in his hand.

I could visually see him shrink about 6 inches, realizing that with 9 men all over 6' tall and 195 pounds and up looking at him like they are about to tear him apart, he probably did not act appropriately here at this crazy ladies party.

"Yeah, who the hell are you anyway" our friend Jim asks, while snatching the joint out of teen-boys hand and crushing it beneath his size 13 feet.

"Uh, I told you, I'm Robert. I'm a friend of Jack's, he invited me" he stammers, now obviously wondering what the hell he was doing there.

"Look Robert" I snarl at him. "I don't know you or what you are doing here and who the hell is Jack?"

"Uh, you know Jack, that does the masonry. He's a friend of Tom, Tom Warner." He's now desperately trying to validate his presence at a party where he was NOT invited and had no idea was so anti-drugs of any kind.

"Tom is not even here at this party" one of the guys yells back at teen boy.

"I know, he couldn't come but he told Jack that it would be okay if I went."

Okay let's get this straight..... someone I barely knew but invited anyway, told someone else that I never have met that he could invite you to my party? Huh? How does that work exactly?

"Jack said your husband was a biker and he wouldn't have a problem with me coming."
whines teen boy.

I am standing there with my mouth just gaping open, in total awe of the mass stupidity that this boy is exhibiting.

Okay, now you've pissed me off....

"You think because my husband is a 'biker' that you, someone we don't even know and have never seen before, can just crash MY PARTY (I'm shouting now) AND LIGHT UP A JOINT IN FRONT OF MY KIDS?"

I now have a Corona bottle in my hand and am very tempted to use it on his head.

Now my husband, and the other guys are getting worried. Worried that psycho wife from hell is about to commit murder. They way to gently (I thought) pick up teen pot boy, and with each man holding him by an arm, and carry him out of the yard and to his car.

He leaves and of course we never here from him again.

We have since then notified all our friends that if they are invited and want to bring someone else, we must be notified and they are responsible for that persons behaviour.

Tomorrow we are having another birthday party here for our friend Dave. We'll see how it goes. I'm sure though that teen pot boy will not have the balls to crash another party here again!

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Illegal Mexicans.... What should we do about them?

ATTENTION: ALL BORDER PATROL AGENTS! "Be on the lookout for a 1951 Chevy...... Red with White top, thought to be transporting illegal aliens."



Is it just me or are we being over-run? And not only is the question are we being over-run but why is no-one willing to do anything about it?

Why are the politicians so in favor of just looking the other way and not addressing the problem? I know, I know... they don't want to offend all the illegals because they want all their votes when they come up for re-election!

WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! I thought the rules were that you could not vote unless you were a U.S. Citizen!! What's up with that and how come so many illegals are voting at the polls?? Why is nobody catching on to this? Is that scam of a "community organization" ACORN going to forever get away with signing up illegal voters?

When I went to the polls to vote last year NO-ONE ever asked me for any form of ID! Nor did anyone ask the 100's of illegal aliens outside waiting to vote for that moron Barack Obama, for their ID's! How did they get to do that?

Well I for one am tired of having to "Press 1 to speak English". I am tired of my son not getting taught in English in his World History class because 12 of the tenth grade kids in his class DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH! So to compensate the teacher teaches in "spanglish". I can't even get an English speaking secretary on the phone half the time I call the school and unless you "Oprima numero uno" the only answering machine message you get is in spanish. (intentionally not capitalized by me)


Okay, so when I become governor there's going to be a whole new set of rules that we are going to play by.

1) ALL ILLEGAL ALIENS will be immediately deported. No if's, ands, or buts! If you are here illegally you are to leave. Those not willing to leave will be forced into the military and must serve 2 full terms (8 years I believe) in order to qualify to stay. They will be sent to Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, or whatever hellhole we feel like sending them to instead of all our american born men and women. If they get blown up, oh well, someone has to pay the piper. That qualifies you alone, not your wife, not your mother in law, not your children. If you are too old to serve you will be immediately deported. If you are too young, you must report to boot camp on your 18th birthday. Nuf said.

2) NO MORE WELFARE OR ASSISTED LIVING BY THE TAXPAYERS OF ANY KIND!! If you are not legal you do not get a FREE LIVING courtesy of stupid-Americans...... You no longer get free food, free housing or free medical. If you show up at a hospital and are injured, and you are here illegally, oh well....sorry, here's a band-aid.

3) Border Patrol will be vamped up. Those working the borders will be given $100.00 bonuses for each illegal mexican they shoot crossing the border into the U.S. I guarantee you that once a few thousand have been shot dead, they will stop trying to cross over. Those whose wounds are not fatal will be drug back to their side of the border, into Mexico and set free. If they are stupid enough to try again...oh well, here's a band-aid!

4) All illegals caught working here will have their cars possessed and sold at public auction to the highest bidder. What, you say? That's a violation of your rights? HELLO!! YOU ARE HERE ILLEGALLY!! YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS!!

5) ENGLISH will not only be the 'official language' of California but THE ONLY LANGUAGE that will be used to conduct business in this state. IT IS THE LANGUAGE OUR COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON! LEARN IT IF YOU WANT TO BE HERE!!

6) All those caught doing grafitti on private or public property will be punished as follows:

U.S. Citizens: Appropriate jail time to fit the crime. I'm thinking if it's your first offense then you have to perform 100 hours or community service cleaning up other peoples grafitti. Second offense gets 1 year jail time. No ifs, ands, or buts.

However if you are here illegally and you are caught spraying grafitti, here's what you get....

1st offense - You get your forefinger surgically removed and you are immediately deported. If you return and there is a second offense, we chop off your hand and deport you again. If you are stupid enough to come back for a third offense, well I can't imagine even illegal mexicans being 'that' stupid.

7) NO DRIVERS LICENSES TO ILLEGAL ALIENS EVER! If you are caught driving and you are illegal, you are immediately deported. If you are illegal, don't have a license obviously, get drunk and cause an automobile accident where even one person loses a life, we immediately have your right foot (The one that uses the 'gas' pedal) surgically removed and you are immediately deported. If you come back and do it again, (kill someone in a drunk driving accident while here illegally and without a license) we will be forced to humanely euthanize you.

I know I will get a lot of crap for this and of course it's not reality. Maybe, just maybe we need to crack down on the situation though and do something about it. The way our government handles things now, you can rest assured that we will be bombarded by hundreds of thousands of illegal mexicans over the next few years.

With the uncontrolled breeding that these people exhibit and at the rate they are coming into our state, I would be pretty confident in saying that Natural Born Americans will be the minority here within 10 more years. Can anyone say "Spay" and "Neuter"?

FWD:>>>>>>>>> HOOVER, TRUMAN AND EISENHOWER: > Here is something that should be of great interest for you to pass around. I didn't know of this until it was pointed out to me. Back during The Great Depression, President Herbert Hoover ordered the deportation of ALL illegal aliens in order to make jobs available to American citizens that desperately needed work. Harry Truman deported over two million Illegal's after WWII to create jobs for returning veterans. And then again in 1954, President Dwight Eisenhower deported 13 million Mexican nationals! The program was called 'Operation Wetback' so that American WWII and Korean veterans had a better chance at jobs. It took 2 years, but they deported them! Now, if they could deport the illegals back then, they can sure do it today!! lf you have doubts about the veracity of this information, enter Operation Wetback into your favorite search engine and confirm it for yourself. Reminder.

Don't forget to pay your taxes...12 million Illegal Aliens are depending on you!

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

How to post comments

Hey everyone. I got an email this morning from a friend saying she couldn't post comments to my blog, computer wouldn't let her. In order to post comments to this blog you will need a Google account. (Don't worry, it's free)

First go to http://www.google.com/

In the box that says sign in enter your email address. (the email address that you use to get your emails, not necessarily a google email address) example: mine is shawnamariebloom@msn.com. If you don't have a google account it will take you to a page with an option to:

Create an account now.

Click on this and enter your email address (blahblahblah@blahblahblah.com....)
Choose a password. Write it down so you don't forget it.

Now that you have created a Google account, go to my blog at:

http://okayimannoyednow@blogspot.com

Select the post you wish to respond to and click on the "post a comment link" or it may say "0 comments" ......at the bottom of that post.

Type in your comment.
Click preview. If you aren't already signed in it will ask you to do so. You use your email address as the sign in name (ie... blahblahblah@blahblahblah.com) Now click "Post Comment" and voila.... it's that easy....Or that confusing... Anyway it sounds more difficult than it actually is.