FOOD FOR THOUGHT!?!

WHY IS IT ......

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR, ...... BUT IF YOU CROSS THE US BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET A DRIVERS LICENSE, SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, AND FREE HEALTH CARE ?
WHO'S BRIGHT IDEA WAS THIS ?!?!?

COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing

That during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow,

born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept,

in the state of Washington ?

And, they tracked her calves to their stalls.

But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around

"OUR COUNTRY!"

Maybe we should give each of them a cow..

THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ....

Why don't we just give them ours?

It was written by a lot of really smart guys,

it has worked for over 200 years,

and we're not using it anymore.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments

posted in a courthouse or Congress is this --

You cannot post

'Thou Shalt Not Steal'

'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery'

and

'Thou Shall Not Lie'

in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians ....

It creates a hostile work environment!

Also, think about this ...

If you don't want to forward this

for fear of offending someone --

YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

It is time for America to speak up!

Yep, I passed it on!

And now I'm posting it here for you to read!