Tuesday, September 22, 2009

PIMP & HO HALLOWEEN PARTY 2009!

Nelligans Island
Pimp & Ho
Halloween Party
At:


http://www.nelligansisland.com/



2009 Halloween


Pimp & Ho Party!!




Come one, come all! This years party promises to be our best one yet! Girls get dressed up and dress your men up to! Everyone to dress as a Pimp or a Ho!




Singles as well as couples are all welcome! All girls must be in costume to get in! (Guys...we don't really care). Special prizes to the following:




Sexiest Ho!


Skankiest Ho!


Scariest Ho!


Schoolgirl Ho!


Ho in Uniform!


We will also be giving prizes to:


Best Pimp & Ho Couple!


Best Pimp Daddy!


Adults only! No-one under 21 admitted as we will have alcohol on the premises. We will have an exotic pole dancer dancing for your entertainment so if exposed body parts (BREASTS) offend you, you might want to opt out on this one.


We will have a full serve yourself buffet as well as drinks and desserts. Due to the high cost of food and alcohol we will be charging a $20.00 per person or $30.00 per couple entrance cover charge.


Date: Saturday, October 24, 2009
Time: 8:00 pm - 1:00 am
Location: Sun City, CA
( Email me for directions at: shawnamariebloom@msn.com )


Reservations required: 951-733-2000


Everyone guaranteed to have a great time!

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

No name to this post Ya'll figure it out.

Maybe I'll title it GREAT PERUVIANS OF THE PAST!

Don't Standaround Looking Dumb..... Get off your arses and fix your problems. Genetics are a funny thing! I've capitalized the names of the Peruvian Paso Horses I feel were REALLY PREPOTENT CONTRIBUTORS of certain genetic traits. They are listed as I see their INFLUENCE as to certain inheritable traits within the breed. As I said...... Interpret it as you may...... Asterisks and breeder initials have been removed from the names. Y'all figure it out and don't be sending me any stupid emails threatening me. You can't be sued for personal opinions or for telling the truth. So there! If your horse is or isn't on the list...deal with it.

PALOMO, AMIGO FITO, DUQUESA, MARIA BELLA, HIERRO, CACHINA DEL VIENTO, SOL IMPERIAL, PERUANITO, RETADOR, SOL DE ORO (J), SOLIDARIO, HERALDO, AMOR DE REAL, ROMANESCO, EMIR, LA FLOR DE CIPRES, LA NINA, CUMBIA, LA FLOR DE CANETE, LABRIEGO, REGIONAL, REAL, DANTE, IQUENO, CAP HUANDO COCINERA, EXTASIS, AMORTIZADA, CONTINENTE, BOHEMIA, BOHEMIA DE LA PALIZADA, LA QUESADILLA, HERCULES, GABRIELA, MIL AMORES, SUENO DE ORO, LINDERA, REGALO DEL SOL, LUNA A MEDIAS, PROCURADOR, MARISCAL, DON B, AMIGO, POCO FITO, FLOR DE ICA, FIESTA, PINATA, DOMINGIN, CANAVERAL, ANDINA, ACHIEVA, CARBON DE LA PALIZADA, LA TOPACIA, VENADA, DON JOSE, ORO DE AMIGO, TERCIOPLELO NEGRO, INTOCABLE, GALATEA, EL SENADOR, RAFAELA, VENTURA, ZAINA, ALACIA, LA BARONESA, LUNA A MEDIAS, REPLICA, HEREDERA, ESCARAPELA, LA PISQUENA

Oh... there are so many of them...the real prepotent greats can be found in almost every pedigree within this breed!!

Here are some more, maybe not so genetically strong as the above horses but carriers of the same genetics as the afore mentioned horses, as can be seen by the traits in their offspring as well! Many if not most of these I have seen in person and am able to say I've noticed the characteristics that have been passed first hand!! They might not be homozygous in the passing of these traits but they have passed them on often enough or shown clear evidence of them, I guarantee you!

Romancero, Zar, Dulzura, La Platita, Manzanita, Paolanita, Amigo De Oro, Antares, Florentino, La Delicia, Florentina, Flor de Te, Sederia, Seda Negra, Paloma Negra, Escandalo, Dartagnan, El Pisquero, Pan De Oro, Domingo, La Madrugada, Heredero, Luna Crescencia, Coralita, Obsidiana, Obsidiano, Cascabel, Cascabel De Huando, Piloto, Perfidia, Pochola, Rey De La Solana, Arcadia, Marango, Osado, Sahara, Pabellon, Xanadu, Mantequilla, Envidia, Linaje, Romance, Orquidia Negra, Festival, Laramate, Prosapia, Primavera, Zaina, Realborada, Conche Perla, Problematico, Senora Mariposa, Opala, Marimba, Cleopatra, Serena, Nacarita, Don Jose, Uxmal, Huando, Maravilla, El Duque De Cantil, El Shetan, Africa, Pampero, Aladino, Tanyadora, Pincel, Pensador, Sol De Mojave, Solaz, Resalado, Coralito, El Payande

Oh I could go on and on.... like I said, there are some genetic traits that are so locked within the great lines of the Peruvian breed that it would be virtually impossible to rid the breed of them without a genetic test of some sort for these traits. And let's not even go into the topic of cutting stifles and tail tendons!! You'd think people would want to better the breed by genetic testing, wouldn't you?

I know I will never breed purebred Peruvians again until such a test exists in order to determine which horses are carriers of different traits in both the HOMOZYGOUS form as well as the Heterozygous form. If the breed registry had any integrity about them at all, once there is a genetic test for some of the issues within the breed, they will ban ALL horses that prove to be either HOMOZYGOUS or HETEROZYGOUS for certain conditions from ever being allowed to breed again. In the meantime, go ahead and put your heads back in the sand while the rest of the world passes you by. Just my $.02 for what it is worth.

On another note, I just love my Tennessee Walking Horses... They not be as hot or as flashy but BOY ARE THEY SOUND!

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Fat illegal filling her toyota at the diesel gas pump

I drive a truck. I drive a big truck. My baby is a Dodge Ram 3500 crew cab diesel and I love her! So we're happily going down the road yesterday and her little gas light comes on and she says to me "ding, ding, ding", which means that she is hungry and wants to be fed. So okay, I pull into a nearby Shell station that I know to have diesel fuel.


As I pull in I notice that there are 6 pumps there total, only 1 of which pumps diesel/gas. All the other 5 are gas pumps. Okay so there is 1 deisel pump that of course can pump diesel from each side. The entire gas station is empty except for two vehichles that happen to be at the "Diesel" pump! Okay, well one of them is a big FORD diesel dually, no problem, he USES diesel. But on the other side of the pump stands this fat mexican cow pumping gas into HER GDF'n TOYOTA!!


Okay, it's like you wanna just scream at the idiot "Hey there FAT COW... there are 5 EMPTY PUMPS available that pump gas!! WTF are you taking up space pumping at the DIESEL PUMP for??!!" But no.... I pull up behind her and patiently wait for her to finish so I can feed my truck.


That fat cow has the gas pump (These tanks carry obviously BOTH gas & diesel) stuck in her crappy little car merrily pumping away. So now she decides that while her gas is pumping she'll take the time to walk away and smoke a frickin cigarette! (Well, at least I do give her credit for having a large enough brain to figure out she shouldn't smoke while pumping gas!) But HELLO IDIOT!! You're measley little tank only holds 12-14 gallons... you don't have time to smoke your stupid cigarette.... why can't you wait until your tank fills up (which will take all of 2 minutes) and THEN go smoke your stupid cancer-stick?? That way I could FILL UP MY TANK???
(makes sense to me!)


So I'm sitting there in my truck watching her walk away from her car with her cancer-stick and lighter. I'm agitated now as I can see the pump has stopped pumping. I lean out my window as she is walking away.... "Uh, hello!! Hey, do you think you can pull your car up before you smoke that thing so I can fill up my tank? I use DIESEL... and that "is" the only available DIESEL pump!"


She turns around and looks at me with the typical "I'm illegal and too stupid, fat and lazy to try and learn your language" look that ALL illegals manage to muster on demand... and she shrugs her shoulders. (Yeah, I know.... "No comprendo ingles...)


Well fortunately for me YO HABLO ESPANOL!!! "Oye gorda.... mueve tu peaso de mierda POR FAVOR!" (Well... I may not know how to 'spell' it but I can damn sure shout it!)


She gives me this startled look and starts to reply something stupid I'm sure, but on seeing me open my truck door she thinks better of it and rushes back to her little crap toyota to move it, lit cigarette still in hand.


As she approaches her car I yell out to her..."Hey Einstein, you still have a LIT cigarette in your hand! Are you trying to blow yourself up or something?" Amazingly she drops the cancer-stick and grinds it out on the asphalt with her foot. I find it truly bizarre how they REFUSE TO SPEAK ENGLISH in an ENGLISH speaking country but they understand fully what you are saying when it is to their benefit!!


She mumbles something under her breath, puts up the pump, gets in her car and starts the engine. As if to "show me", she revs up her motor 3 or 4 times, rolls down the windows and cranks up her radio to FULL BLAST before driving off! Ohhhhh, guess you really showed me!! You stupid lazy illegal cow!