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Best STUPID BRUNETTE jokes you'll ever read!
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
Upon leaving, the blonde tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.' The blonde arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister (the brunette) a telegram to tell her the news.
She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.'
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, it will cost 99 cents a word. Well, after paying for the bull, the blonde realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her the word 'comfortable.'
The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'
The blonde explains, 'My sister's a brunette. The word is big. She'll read it very slowly....
'com-for-da-bul.'
I'm blond too and hate that people make fun of blond haired people with all the dumb blond jokes. It's childish and I know lots of people who aren't blond that are dumber then me. I got a 3.0 gps, and I know there are lots of others who would love to have my gpa. Also as bad as this sounds, one of my teachers makes fun of me because I'm blond! But I did prove to her that blinds are brilliant, by my grades. So all we have to do is prove to the orld that blond haired people are not dumb.
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