A Mexican, an Arab, and a California girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.
'The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The California girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab dead.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,'In California we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.''
God Bless America!
I like this one. It about sums it all up. I hope everyone that reads it will pass it on.
Let me make this perfectly clear!
- I AM A US CITIZEN & THIS IS MY COUNTRY!
- And, because I make this statement DOES NOT mean I'm against immigration!!!
- YOU ARE WELCOME HERE IN MY COUNTRY.Welcome to come through like everyone else has legally.
- Get a sponsor! Get a place to lay your head! Get a job! Live by OUR rules! Pay YOUR taxes!
- And LEARN THE LANGUAGE LIKE ALL OTHER IMMIGRANTS HAVE IN THE PAST!!!(That would be ENGLISH!! NOT Spanish!!)
AND PLEASE DON'T DEMAND THAT WE HAND OVER OUR LIFETIME SAVINGS OF SOCIAL SECURITY FUNDS TO YOU TO MAKE UP FOR ''YOUR'' LOSSES.
PLEASE FORWARD THIS MESSAGE ON!
If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone, Then YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM! When will AMERICAN'S STOP giving away THEIR RIGHTS??? We've gone so far the other way .. Bent over backwards not to Offend anyone. But it seems no one cares about the AMERICAN that's being offended!
WAKE UP America !!!
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