Take down the FRICKIN birdfeeder already!!!

Ya gotta love Maxine!

I bought a bird feeder. I hung It on my back porch and filled It with seed. What a beauty of A bird feeder it is, I thought as I filled it Lovingly with seed.

Within a Week we had hundreds of birds Taking advantage of the Continuous flow of free and Easily accessible food.

But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table ... Everywhere!

Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud..

They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone.

I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be..... quiet, serene, and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now let's see. Our government gives out Free food, subsidized housing, Free medical care, and free Education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.

Then the illegals came by the Tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for Free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English.

Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to "press one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and People waving flags other than 'Old Glory' are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government To take down the bird Feeder.!!!

If you agree, pass it on; if not, Continue cleaning up the poop, you are probably part of the problem!

You Gotta LOVE Robin Williams!!

Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says, 'I love New York ' in Arabic.

You gotta love Robin Williams... Even if he's nuts!

Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!)

'I see a lot of people yelling for peace, but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.'

AND A GOOD PLAN IT IS!

1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East, and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
(My personal opinion is that the Border Patrol agents should get paid a bounty of $100.00 per head for those they shoot crossing over our border)

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days, the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days, unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in.. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH... learn it... or LEAVE....

Now, isn't that a winner of a plan? 'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' If you agree with the above, forward it to friends... If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE it!!

Illegal Mexicans.... What should we do about them?

ATTENTION: ALL BORDER PATROL AGENTS! "Be on the lookout for a 1951 Chevy...... Red with White top, thought to be transporting illegal aliens."



Is it just me or are we being over-run? And not only is the question are we being over-run but why is no-one willing to do anything about it?

Why are the politicians so in favor of just looking the other way and not addressing the problem? I know, I know... they don't want to offend all the illegals because they want all their votes when they come up for re-election!

WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! I thought the rules were that you could not vote unless you were a U.S. Citizen!! What's up with that and how come so many illegals are voting at the polls?? Why is nobody catching on to this? Is that scam of a "community organization" ACORN going to forever get away with signing up illegal voters?

When I went to the polls to vote last year NO-ONE ever asked me for any form of ID! Nor did anyone ask the 100's of illegal aliens outside waiting to vote for that moron Barack Obama, for their ID's! How did they get to do that?

Well I for one am tired of having to "Press 1 to speak English". I am tired of my son not getting taught in English in his World History class because 12 of the tenth grade kids in his class DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH! So to compensate the teacher teaches in "spanglish". I can't even get an English speaking secretary on the phone half the time I call the school and unless you "Oprima numero uno" the only answering machine message you get is in spanish. (intentionally not capitalized by me)


Okay, so when I become governor there's going to be a whole new set of rules that we are going to play by.

1) ALL ILLEGAL ALIENS will be immediately deported. No if's, ands, or buts! If you are here illegally you are to leave. Those not willing to leave will be forced into the military and must serve 2 full terms (8 years I believe) in order to qualify to stay. They will be sent to Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, or whatever hellhole we feel like sending them to instead of all our american born men and women. If they get blown up, oh well, someone has to pay the piper. That qualifies you alone, not your wife, not your mother in law, not your children. If you are too old to serve you will be immediately deported. If you are too young, you must report to boot camp on your 18th birthday. Nuf said.

2) NO MORE WELFARE OR ASSISTED LIVING BY THE TAXPAYERS OF ANY KIND!! If you are not legal you do not get a FREE LIVING courtesy of stupid-Americans...... You no longer get free food, free housing or free medical. If you show up at a hospital and are injured, and you are here illegally, oh well....sorry, here's a band-aid.

3) Border Patrol will be vamped up. Those working the borders will be given $100.00 bonuses for each illegal mexican they shoot crossing the border into the U.S. I guarantee you that once a few thousand have been shot dead, they will stop trying to cross over. Those whose wounds are not fatal will be drug back to their side of the border, into Mexico and set free. If they are stupid enough to try again...oh well, here's a band-aid!

4) All illegals caught working here will have their cars possessed and sold at public auction to the highest bidder. What, you say? That's a violation of your rights? HELLO!! YOU ARE HERE ILLEGALLY!! YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS!!

5) ENGLISH will not only be the 'official language' of California but THE ONLY LANGUAGE that will be used to conduct business in this state. IT IS THE LANGUAGE OUR COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON! LEARN IT IF YOU WANT TO BE HERE!!

6) All those caught doing grafitti on private or public property will be punished as follows:

U.S. Citizens: Appropriate jail time to fit the crime. I'm thinking if it's your first offense then you have to perform 100 hours or community service cleaning up other peoples grafitti. Second offense gets 1 year jail time. No ifs, ands, or buts.

However if you are here illegally and you are caught spraying grafitti, here's what you get....

1st offense - You get your forefinger surgically removed and you are immediately deported. If you return and there is a second offense, we chop off your hand and deport you again. If you are stupid enough to come back for a third offense, well I can't imagine even illegal mexicans being 'that' stupid.

7) NO DRIVERS LICENSES TO ILLEGAL ALIENS EVER! If you are caught driving and you are illegal, you are immediately deported. If you are illegal, don't have a license obviously, get drunk and cause an automobile accident where even one person loses a life, we immediately have your right foot (The one that uses the 'gas' pedal) surgically removed and you are immediately deported. If you come back and do it again, (kill someone in a drunk driving accident while here illegally and without a license) we will be forced to humanely euthanize you.

I know I will get a lot of crap for this and of course it's not reality. Maybe, just maybe we need to crack down on the situation though and do something about it. The way our government handles things now, you can rest assured that we will be bombarded by hundreds of thousands of illegal mexicans over the next few years.

With the uncontrolled breeding that these people exhibit and at the rate they are coming into our state, I would be pretty confident in saying that Natural Born Americans will be the minority here within 10 more years. Can anyone say "Spay" and "Neuter"?

FWD:>>>>>>>>> HOOVER, TRUMAN AND EISENHOWER: > Here is something that should be of great interest for you to pass around. I didn't know of this until it was pointed out to me. Back during The Great Depression, President Herbert Hoover ordered the deportation of ALL illegal aliens in order to make jobs available to American citizens that desperately needed work. Harry Truman deported over two million Illegal's after WWII to create jobs for returning veterans. And then again in 1954, President Dwight Eisenhower deported 13 million Mexican nationals! The program was called 'Operation Wetback' so that American WWII and Korean veterans had a better chance at jobs. It took 2 years, but they deported them! Now, if they could deport the illegals back then, they can sure do it today!! lf you have doubts about the veracity of this information, enter Operation Wetback into your favorite search engine and confirm it for yourself. Reminder.

Don't forget to pay your taxes...12 million Illegal Aliens are depending on you!